conversation

::start conversation::

karina: hi, josh.

josh: what?! oh, i'm a chronic.

*laughs*

karina: why do you think that?

josh: cause i fuckin smoke weed like almost everyday, dude.

karina: i see.

josh: get your hemp lolly pops at www.hightimes.com

karina. i've never been there before.

josh: try it, there's nice pipes.

karina: i don't do illegal drugs.

josh: fuck that! *laughs* yeah, right. *laughs*

karina: whatever.

josh: yeah, you better say whatever cause you know you do it.

karina: ok.

josh: don't ok me.

karina: why not?

josh: cuz i said so.

karina: why do you say so?

josh: because, it's my word! the chronic word.

karina: well, what about my own words, then?

josh: your words don't mean nothing cuz you're not a chronic?

karina: *laughs* i know.

josh: what? hey!

karina: hey!

josh: fuckin karina! *laughs*

karina: hmmm....

josh: hmmm.... whatcha gonna do now?

karina: say good-bye.

josh: there is no good-bye. *laughs*

karina: yes, there is.

josh: lick my ass, franklin!

(on the phone with franklin)

josh: shut up!

karina: i didn't say anything.

josh: um, maryjane is good. drugs are good!

karina: hmm..

(josh singing limp-bizkit in the background)

karina: nice voice.

josh: wes borland is the man! from limp bizkit.

karina: i know!

josh: if you don't smoke weed, you're a fucking loser!

karina: i'm not a loser.

josh: karina's gonna smoke weed on 4/20 with me and franklin.

karina: i'm gonna be sleeping. *smiles*

josh: my ass you're gonna be sleeping!

karina: i love sleep.

josh: sleeping sux. you can't sleep your whole life away. it won't solve your problems.

karina: i don't have any problems.

josh: you have mental problems! *laughs*

karina: haha...fear me.

josh: fear what? a girl that has mental problems?

karina: hehe. *smiles*

josh: what the hell is that?!

karina: oh, nothing. nothing at all.

josh: nothing at all my ass!

karina: i know you have a butt fettish, but puh-leaze. keep it to yourself. *smiles*

josh: what?!

karina: you heard me.

josh: asses are cool!

karina: i guess you're right. you would know..hehehe.

josh: hell yeah, i'd know.

karina: ok. it's been fun, but i must go now.

josh: you ain't going no where. you're planting your ass in this seat until it sprouts.

karina: that'll take a while...

josh: yeah, it will. *laughs* that means we're gonna be here for a while.

karina: i don't think so...

josh: huh?! say bye-bye?

karina: yeah, bye-bye.

josh: bye clit biter!

karina: bye anal raper!

::end conversation::